incurablylazydevil:

read the bbc report on lgb portrayal before calling johnlock becoming canon unimportant, asshole

(via taikova)

fordeisbored:

literally all i care about is mystrade

(via fordeisbored)

"What case could possibly justify this?"
"Magnussen. Charles Augustus Magnussen."

(Source: sir-mycroft, via bennyslegs)

cisandhetphobia:

*points to favorite character* bisexual

*fandom crying loudly* no…stop……theyre not….they either homogay or heterostraight…..please don’t….

*points to favorite character again* love that bisexual

(via gingerthon)

Man forgets he is married after surgery (x)

(Source: patrickmasturbateman, via thestreetsarepavedwithgold)

Why do you keep talking about your boss like he’s your father?

(Source: thorinss, via thestreetsarepavedwithgold)

I just killed a man. What should I do next?

chris-lives-here:

  • turn myself in
  • blame someone else
  • run away
  • tell mama 

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(via thestreetsarepavedwithgold)

axmxz:

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

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(via thestreetsarepavedwithgold)